Party by taylex on Grooveshark Life at Random
  1. summervirgin:

    Look  at them eyes…how could one say no.

  2. kenby:

why u lick me

    kenby:

    why u lick me

  3. "Make no mistake, when school administrators patrol hallways checking out the legs, arms, shoulders and skin of 10- and 11-year-old girls, and micromanaging their appearance, they are objectifying them and encouraging them to self-objectify in the same way that popular media or purity cultures do."
    Soraya Chemaly, School Dress Codes: The Funny-Not-Funny Video You Have to See (via joffi)
  4. caseyanthonyofficial:

    This was one of the funniest jokes in film history

  5. misandry-mermaid:

    IF YOU ARE AGAINST SEX WORKERS HAVING THE RIGHT TO PRACTICE THEIR JOB SAFELY, FREELY AND WITHOUT STIGMA, UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW.

  6. luxvriously:

    My anaconda will consider it

    My anaconda will NOT consider it

  7. aquabreeze:

jathis:

fatassvegan:

samiee1234:

DO NOT GIVE THIS TO YOUR DOGS!!!!!! I gave this product to my 12 lb. 1 year old shih tzu. 2 hours later he began throwing up and having diarrhea uncontrollably! Throwing up 2 mins apart from each other everywhere. His eyes were giant and he was shaking. We called the pet ER and they urged us to bring him in. Rushing him into the ER we were terrified and felt horrible for giving him this. He was examined and it was concluded that he went into anaphylactic shock from the allergy medicine. He was given iv fluid and epinephrine. They put a catheter in and had to observe him overnight for after shock. Thankfully he returned home the next day after a huge pet bill to save his life. If we would have waited he may not be here today. Please DO NOT give this to your dogs. IT CONTAINS grape seed extract, which is toxic to dogs!!!! Please help me signal boost so we can inform more people about this product.

Signal boosting for all my dog lovers!

GRAPES KILL DOGS 

Avocado, garlic, chocolate, eucalyptus and peppermint are also bad for dogs, to name a few. Just be cautious, check the labels, and make sure to check the ASPCA’s online pet poison control database (http://www.aspca.org/pet-care/animal-poison-control) if you’re unsure about anything.Keep your puppies and other animal friends safe.

    aquabreeze:

    jathis:

    fatassvegan:

    samiee1234:

    DO NOT GIVE THIS TO YOUR DOGS!!!!!!
    I gave this product to my 12 lb. 1 year old shih tzu. 2 hours later he began throwing up and having diarrhea uncontrollably! Throwing up 2 mins apart from each other everywhere. His eyes were giant and he was shaking. We called the pet ER and they urged us to bring him in. Rushing him into the ER we were terrified and felt horrible for giving him this. He was examined and it was concluded that he went into anaphylactic shock from the allergy medicine. He was given iv fluid and epinephrine. They put a catheter in and had to observe him overnight for after shock. Thankfully he returned home the next day after a huge pet bill to save his life. If we would have waited he may not be here today. Please DO NOT give this to your dogs. IT CONTAINS grape seed extract, which is toxic to dogs!!!! Please help me signal boost so we can inform more people about this product.

    Signal boosting for all my dog lovers!

    GRAPES KILL DOGS 

    Avocado, garlic, chocolate, eucalyptus and peppermint are also bad for dogs, to name a few. Just be cautious, check the labels, and make sure to check the ASPCA’s online pet poison control database (http://www.aspca.org/pet-care/animal-poison-control) if you’re unsure about anything.

    Keep your puppies and other animal friends safe.

  8. sushinfood:

    goofle:

    She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

    okay this one made me laugh

  9. goldenclitoris:

    *gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
    Get ready for some all night entertainment

  10. I have found that the absolute worst feeling in the world is the feeling you get after you put your everything into something and you still fail.

  11. morrasea:

    constantly getting told you’re lazy and that you’re not trying hard enough when you’re trying your hardest is probably one of the most hurtful feelings ever  

  12. chickennuggetwastaken:

    Selfie Saturday, why you try to drown me edition.

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Life is crazy. A bunch of random stuff happens in life. Stuff like chickens crossing the road, cereal dude dissing halloween, and a bunch of other stuff. On here I'm just trying to show how random life is.