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  1. puphei:

    The girl in the background made the blonde girl’s desktop background a picture of her holding a sign that said “Hi there. So um…Will you be my girlfriend?” while she was in the bathroom. This is the girl’s response. 

    THIS IS THE CUTEST THING ASDFGHJKL

  2. akapxige:

    hi ok so I have like no followers but I kinda wanna giveaway this stuff bc I don’t want any of it and so I guess I’m gonna do a giveaway lol but I won’t do it unless it has at least 25 notes and the deadline’s gonna be October 16th, 2014. you must be following me ( akapxige ) . only reblogs count. I will ship anywhere in the US. so let’s see what you’ll be getting!!

    2 bracelets- asking Alexandria and escape the fate

    3 t-shirts- the devil wears prada (xs), suicide silence (xs), and asking Alexandria (s)

    23 magazines (& their cover models)-

    girls’ life: Victoria justice; Bridgit mendler, Naomi Scott, Haley kiyoko; Nina dobrev

    seventeen: Bella Thorne, Miley Cyrus, Lea Michele, Selena Gomez, Lucy hale, annasophia Robb, Ashley benson, Carly Rae Jepsen, ke$ha, Ashley Greene, Nina dobrev, shay Mitchell, Sarah hyland, Nikki reed, and heather Morris

    teen vogue: Victoria justice, Selena Gomez, Miranda cosgrove, Katy perry, and Ashley benson

    if you win and there’s anything you don’t want, depending on how much is left, I’ll either have another giveaway or just get rid of the stuff leftover.

    this is just stuff I didn’t really want anymore and thought some people might like, so ya lol this is probably not gonna get any notes, um don’t delete the text, yeah. good luck!!

    if you have any questions feel free to drop a note in my inbox!

  3. the-hound-of-sherlock:

    heckybarnes:

    look at the winter soldier’s little gloves though this guy is scraping his bitching metal arm all over the pavement those gloves dont even have fingers they arent protecting shit it’s a 100% aesthetic choice scientists are like “but what if we made him like 20% more badass” “good showing charles, lets give him punk rock hair while we’re at it” 

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    #god bless every decision the costume department made

    • shrek one: bad
    • shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
    • shrek three: bad
    • shrek four: bad
  4. whorishgreen:

    I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

  5. nellwholock:

    cleopatrasweave:

    lyssissherlocked:

    subliminal-mind-duck:

    invisiblechickens:

    are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???

    like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached

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    but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”

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    I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT BRITISH NEIGHBORHOODS LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU.

    Isn’t that like a major fire code violation? Like if one house catches on fire, POOF there goes the whole fucking street up in flames.

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    we never learn

  6. heresyoursong:

    so I bought a baby chinchilla today.

    so are you two just chin-chillin now?

  7. sixpenceee:

    Welsh house painter John Renie died in 1832. The unusual inscription on his grave takes the form of a grid, 19 squares across and 15 squares high. In each square is a letter.

    You can make out some clear words. “Here” and “Lies” are in that in that string above, and you can see the start of “John.” But why the jumble?

    After 170 years, a local TV station finally analyzed it, determining that it was a type of acrostic puzzle. Starting at the H in the very center and working outward, the sentence “Here Lies John Renie” can be read in 46000 different ways!

    Some say he was trying to keep his soul safe from the devil by confusing him. Others say he was just having a bit of fun.

    SOURCE

    MORE COOL GRAVES

  8. i-c-how-it-is:

    thollukthcaptor:

    the-absolute-best-gifs:

    dare4more:

    I literally just went from aw to wtf.

    NO BUT THIS IS WHY I LOVE LAIKA THO,

    there was this big uproar over a character from paranormal being gay, so what do they do? next movie, they make a commercial that THROWS THE GAY IN YOUR FACE. They’re literally not being subtle at all about their queer representation and I fucking love them for it

    Throw the gay in your face is perhaps the best thing I’ve heard all week.

  9. stfumras:

    tiredestprincess:

    exgynocraticgrrl:

    Tony Porter: A Call To Men
    "Tony is the original visionary and co-founder behind A CALL TO MEN: The National Association of Men and Women Committed to Ending Violence Against Women. He is the author of "Well Meaning Men...Breaking Out of the Man Box - Ending Violence Against Women" and the visionary for the book, NFL Dads Dedicated to Daughters.

    Tony's message of accountability is welcome and supported by many grassroots and established organizations. He’s currently working with numerous domestic and sexual violence programs, the National Football League, the National Basketball Association, colleges and universities around the country. He has worked with the United States Military Academy at West Point and the United States Naval Academy at Annapolis.

    Tony is an international lecturer for the U.S. State Department having worked in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, United Kingdom and Brazil. In addition, he has been a guest presenter for the United Nations' Commission on the Status of Women and has been a script consultant for Law & Order: Special Victims Unit." - (x)

    THIS is what a men’s rights activist should be.  

  10. relyonloveonceinawhile:

    whatmariadidnext:

    two4fit:

    TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

    "WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

    "It’s mildly breezy outside."

  11. allapologiesmydear:

    yourdarksidex:

    thegirlwithcaramelskin:

    the-altar:

    grebnesieh:

    Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

    Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

    That second one means so much.

    Why not just grab her booty all the time

    👆👌

    Because sometimes she doesn’t want her booty grabbed

  12. otterly-sherlocked:

    gallifreyansquid:

    the greatest movie of all time

    That one kid that just drops in the last one

  13. bakvaas:

humansofpakistan:


A Pakistani student Rai Haris Manzoor has made a new world record by passing the O-Level examination of the University of Cambridge at the age of nine years. He completed the courses of seven classes in 17 months.
Previously, the record of the youngest O-Level student was with Sitara Brooj Akbar of Chiniot in Punjab. She passed the exam at the age of 11.
Resource: Dawn.com


I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD SAY SLOW DOWN OR STAY WOKE

    bakvaas:

    humansofpakistan:

    A Pakistani student Rai Haris Manzoor has made a new world record by passing the O-Level examination of the University of Cambridge at the age of nine years. He completed the courses of seven classes in 17 months.

    Previously, the record of the youngest O-Level student was with Sitara Brooj Akbar of Chiniot in Punjab. She passed the exam at the age of 11.

    Resource: Dawn.com

    I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD SAY SLOW DOWN OR STAY WOKE

  14. One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

    I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

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