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  1. alternative-pokemon-art:

    guys, i just realized something.

    in the beginning of ‘beauty and the beast’, when he turns away the enchantress, she says that he has until the last petal falls on his 21st birthday in order to learn to love and be loved in return

    but then in the song ‘be our guest’, there’s a line where lumiere says, “ten years we’ve been here rusting”

    guys

    the beast was eleven when he met the enchantress

  2. Write ten facts about yourself and pass this along to ten of your favorite followers :)

    Aww thanks!

    1. My favorite color is  blue

    2. I love sugar

    3. I love cotton candy more than anything

    4. i REALLY want some cotton candy

    5. I just made editor-in-chief of my school’s online newspaper (check it out at hhshawktalk.com)

    6.I am currently babysitting a sleeping 3 year old

    7. I am abusing the tv and wifi at the sleeping child’s house

    8. I think i just heard something (or someone adult sized) up stairs

    9. i think i will go check it out

    10. nope i was hearing things.

  3. heatheryourfellowfangirl:

sapiosexual-musings:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this



I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

i want this book

    heatheryourfellowfangirl:

    sapiosexual-musings:

    andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

    riddlemehiddleston:

    This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

    The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

    The first paragraph starts like this:

    “I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

    my own hair is fine

    oh my god where can i buy this

    image

    I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

    i want this book

  4. benedictervention:

    benedict-the-cumbercookie:

    Cutiebatch VS Sexybatch part 2

    part 1

    OMG, he’s so adorable…. and sexy, Great gifs!

  5. cthulhu-with-a-fez:

adlersassistant:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

ghostdrive:

#hello #i hate what you’ve done with the place 


Oh you’ve redecorated…
I don’t like it

i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.

    cthulhu-with-a-fez:

    adlersassistant:

    worthyourweightinfanfiction:

    ghostdrive:

    Oh you’ve redecorated…

    I don’t like it

    i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.

  6. corporateaccount:

    iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

  7. "w is not a vowel"
    every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)
  8. dutchster:

    fat-amy-for-president:

    albamentum:

    drunktrophywife:

    being a girl is really fucking expensive

    hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

    hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

    [cricket sounds]

  9. hellabutts:

    nocogsorwheels:

    e-m-e-t-t:

    Red? I think it’s red. 

    I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.

    I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.

    Either way, I’m still laughing.

  10. Send me a couple numbers to find out:

    • Have you ever:
    • 1. Skipped class?
    • 2. Done drugs?
    • 3. Self harmed?
    • 4. Drank?
    • 5. Shoplifted?
    • 6. Gotten a tattoo?
    • 7. Broken up with someone?
    • What's your favorite:
    • 8. Show?
    • 9. Movie?
    • 10. Song?
    • 11. Tumblr?
    • 12. Singer/Band?
    • 13. Memory?
    • 14. Book?
    • This or that:
    • 15. Invisibility or Ability to fly?
    • 16. Cookies or Cake?
    • 17. Twitter or Facebook?
    • 18. Movies or Books?
    • 19. Coke or Sprite?
    • 20. Blind or Deaf?
    • 21. Tea or Coffee?
    • What's your:
    • 22. Age?
    • 23. Sign?
    • 24. Height?
    • 25. Sexual orientation?
    • 26. Shoe size?
    • 27. Religion?
    • 28. Longest relationship?
    • Opinion on:
    • 29. Gay rights?
    • 30. Second chances?
    • 31. Long distance relationships?
    • 32. Abortion?
    • 33. The death penalty?
    • 34. Marijuana ?
    • 35. Love?
    • Do you:
    • 36. Believe in ghost?
    • 37. Shower facing the shower head or turned away from it?
    • 38. Sleep with the door opened or closed?
    • 39. Love someone?
    • 40. Still watch cartoons?
    • 41. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
    • 42. Like yourself?

About me

Life is crazy. A bunch of random stuff happens in life. Stuff like chickens crossing the road, cereal dude dissing halloween, and a bunch of other stuff. On here I'm just trying to show how random life is.